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A Different Way of Reducing Traffic Accidents

Roads, World

Druids Hired to Reduce Traffic Accidents



–noun(often lowercase)

a member of a pre-Christian religious order among the ancient Celts of Gaul, Britain, and Ireland.


The Austrian Motorway Authority, ASFINAG, has revealed that they hired a full-time team of Druids to drain "negative energy" and restore "terrestrial radiation" in order to reduce fatal crashes -n accident-prone areas of road known as "black spots.”


One black spot, having a previous average of six fatalities a year, reportedly went to zero fatalities after the Druids worked their magic.  The trial was such a success that officials are now implementing the program nationwide.


ASFINAG´s chief engineer Harald Dirnbache said about hiring the Druids: "We were really skeptical at first and certainly didn’t want people to know what we were doing, so we kept it secret."




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